Monday, April 25, 2005

Mexico's next Top Model Posted by Hello

This was my horse Pancho. I wrote a song about him: "Pancho....of ze mexican mountains! With Juicy on hees baaack...running thru the trees and fountains..." Posted by Hello

Ass sex. [haha, get it?] Posted by Hello

Look! Its a monkey! Posted by Hello

Hump attack, some sorta tree. Yeah, i dunno.  Posted by Hello

Sultry and filthy Posted by Hello

Doin' the Dunebuggy Posted by Hello

Move over Disneyland: this is the REAL happiest place on earth. One litre of highballs for 7 dollars... Posted by Hello

Juicy gives the sweet stuff to some dolphins Posted by Hello

Jhdawg vs. the mermaid Posted by Hello

Juicy vs. the merman Posted by Hello

Ok. Maybe Im not that up on the trends/medical journals/celebrity styles, but why the hell does this lady have paper cups on her ears? Posted by Hello

Hola, Puerto Vallarta! Posted by Hello

hump attack...giant soccer ball? WTF? Posted by Hello

not sure what this means..but it was 6 am and seemed really funny at the time Posted by Hello

banana hammock partie deux Posted by Hello

hump attack, froggy! best part of the pic: the lady looking at my photographer in disbelief Posted by Hello

the ocean did an Ike Turner on me... totally smacked my bitch ass up. Posted by Hello

this guy had huuuuge nuts-- it wasnt a banana hammock, it was a watermelon hammock Posted by Hello

Her name is juicy and she dances on the saaand... [note the dos cervesa] Posted by Hello

Monday, March 07, 2005

I won a Silly Hats Only contest Posted by Hello

And there's my ass... Posted by Hello

New Years 2004-- Some crazy mannequin at DJs house Posted by Hello

Monday, February 21, 2005

dancin fool... Posted by Hello

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Bar Call-- Hump attack the Courthouse! [in my robes too!] Posted by Hello